My husband's best friend, Gary, gave him a birthday
party for his wife. Guests laughed and applauded as
the birthday girl opened a mountain of gifts from her
devoted husband. As she showed off the collection
of lovely things to wear, the happy woman declared,
"If my husband didn't buy me clothes, I'd be naked
all the time."
Gary rolled his eyes and said, "NOW she tells me!"
"If my husband didn't buy me clothes, I'd be naked
all the time."
Gary rolled his eyes and said, "NOW she tells me!"
Someone needs to remind her that she's naked under those clothes!
Some in that room will always be aware of that.
George,
"If my husband didn't buy me clothes, I'd be naked
all the time."
Gary rolled his eyes and said, "NOW she tells me!"
Someone needs to remind her that she's naked under those clothes!
Some in that room will always be aware of that.
Or as the late Nancy Backus (I miss her) noted in of her taglines:
"We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then, it gets worse".
Or as the late Nancy Backus (I miss her) noted in of her taglines:
"We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then, it gets worse".
I vaguely remember her in the FUNNY echo back in the '90s. . .
& many others I've lost track of. I still exchange funnies with Greg
Sears regularly, & he with Dave Coble.
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